G R E G โ€ข F U R M A N@thegregfurman

ACTOR | WRITER ๐ŸŽฅ mgmt ๐Ÿ“ฉ [email protected]
Memberโ€™s Only Discount -> CLICK LINK + use code = GREG15 (for dat friend rate ๐Ÿ˜˜)


Knowledge is power ๐Ÿ˜‰ #dating


Iโ€™m trying to write a heart-warming caption in honor of your bday @curtislepore but they all end up sounding like eulogies which is awkward bc youโ€™re alive, so I guess hereโ€™s a little trip down memory lane with the very first sketch we made together โ€œWhen the check is too highโ€ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ (thx for everything pal โค๏ธ) @amandacerny ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰#theydontevenknow #henchmen ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


MODERN BRILLIANCE: The Escalator ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป (tag 3 million ppl)


Whatโ€™s her name whatโ€™s her name WHATโ€™S HER NAME ๐Ÿ˜…โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป #yikes


The News got it right. My Dad is very, very good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป#fathersday #unbiased #news


Sometimes life brings you full-circle. I delivered pizza in high school while blasting your music in the car. Your sound was a key ingredient that helped shape me over the years. Thatโ€™s an enormous contribution, so needless to say, this one will stay with me. Thx for all of it @deathcabforcutie ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•(whatโ€™s that band for you?)


Iโ€™m not telepathic. I donโ€™t carry around poster board or know Morse code. So even though itโ€™s โ€œrudeโ€ to point, if I see some crazy shit like a wolf smoking a cigarette, Iโ€™m going to โ€œpointโ€ that out to you bc itโ€™s literally all I got on hand ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ (sound good?)


That one time you โ€œopened upโ€ to other people and they crushed your spirits into a fine, almost invisible powder ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ @johannesbartl @katjaglieson


Thanks to those who came out for the premiere and to all you who keep me moving! Weโ€™re just getting started ๐Ÿ˜‰โค๏ธ #flight666 โœˆ๏ธ#premiere (movie on iTunes)


Crying after Plastic Surgery ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @amandacerny #tbt


If you feel like leaning on a countertop while wearing classic threads you saved ๐Ÿ’ฐ on, @membersonlyusa hooked me up with a discount for my friends ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (15% off with code โ€œGREG15โ€ on their stuff โ€” only through link in bio) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ***COUNTER NOT INCLUDED


Introduced my nephew to โ€œreal life.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป #early #lifelessons