me: wow my life is going great
lemony snicket: her life was not going great, a series of unfortunate events is in store
saturdays are for the boys
our unalienable rights: life, liberty, and the pursuit of responsible intoxication
cue graduation (friends forever) by vitamin c // thanks for being some of my first friends at sju. thanks for always taking care of me all those times I was intoxicated. thanks for the past 4 years, couldn’t have chosen better people to spend my college years with, so proud of you all now onto bigger and better things!!
we may not have it together but together we have it all (how many sappy quotes can I fit in this caption? lmao) very proud of you three for graduating from nyu cas, you have grown into such wonderful people and I’m proud to call you my friends, can’t wait to see what you’re gna accomplish next!!
i just took a dna test, turns out i’m 100% that bitch
in my head i feel you stare, is it my lips or my dark hair